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LEARN ABOUT OUR NEWEST PEST CONTROL TECHNICAN WHO HAPPENS TO BE A SUPERHERO

WHY DID WE CHOOSE A HORNED LIZARD? 

OUR TECH'S ARE SUPER HERO'S FIGHTING DASTARDLY HOARDS OF BUGS EVERY DAY!

THIS SUPERHERO HAS SOME AWESOME QUALITIES

NAME THAT LIZARDMAN,. .  FOLLOW THE NAMES MOVE INTO ELECTIONS.

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Come on!  Send us your lizardman names.  Take a chance, yours could be the one!
 Wikopedia link to Horned Lizards

Horned lizards (Phrynosoma) are a genus of the Phrynosomatidae family of lizards.

Horned lizards use a wide variety of means to avoid predation. Their coloration generally serves as camouflage. When threatened, their first defense is to remain still and hope to avoid detection. If approached too closely, they generally run in short bursts and stop abruptly to confuse the predator's visual acuity. If this fails, they puff up their body to cause it to look more horny, making it appear larger and more difficult to swallow.

LIZARDMAN NAMES in order RECEIVED:
Eliminator - from April
Wizard Lizard - Russ
Green Lochness - from Shannon
Reptoraider - from Katie
Scaley - from Devin
Exterminix - from Anthony
Webby - Pamela
Mr. Reptile - Cat
Super Slurp - Wendy
Slurp - Don
Sam the Bug Slaughtering Salamander - Heather
Lickster - anonymous
Chris - Tom, Larry and Barry
Billy Bobgreen Mean Guy - Tara
Liz - Kyle
Slicer - Reece
Scaltaley Super Guy - Jordyn
Lizzard Lips - Corina
Lucky - Janice

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United Pest Management's Ant Eating - Bug Fighting Super Hero

Able to leap tall refrigerators in a SINGLE BOUND!
Faster then a SPEEDING CAT!
Stronger then a CAN OF RAID!
Able to Eat Hundreds of Ants in a SINGE SLURP!

By day . . . Bug Busting Super Hero
By night . . . mild mannered Horned Lizard famous for their ant eating  capability in the dessert.  Similar to chameleons some mimic their background color.  Favorite Food - Ants and Termites

Help us find a cool, catchy name for United Pest Management's newest Pest Control Technician who just happens to be . . .   a Super Hero!

WINNNER GETS $50.00 GIFT CARD* OR DONATE TO LOCAL CHARITY! 

Send Superho names to:
info@unitedpestmanagement.com or visit www.unitedpestmanagement.com and "add comment" to the existing blog which is filling up with tons of names.  Go directly to blog.unitedpestmanagement and add it there.

Be on the look out for the Lizard Man Elections

*Gift card can be used toward store or restaurant of choice or applied toward any of United Pest Management servies offered.
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